It was a bit!

Yesterday, we were at some friend's house and Andrew was looking at the Baby Shower invitation. At the bottom where Kelly wrote about Dany not needing any more clothes, Andrew looks up at me and says, "why did she spell her name like that?"
I looked at him like "you must be joking." I calmly reminded him that since the moment we began dating he had told me that ending girls names in I is the slutty way of spelling it. That we had discussed different ways to spell Dany to avoid using an i.
He responds, "Clearly you have never heard of stand up comedy. IT WAS A BIT! I want her name to be spelled Dani."

****Large exasperated sigh****

So her name will be spelled Dani.

(And he thinks I'm crazy)